The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

1 Pilot 2 Big Flappy Bastards 3 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 4 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 5 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 6 Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 7 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 8 Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful 9 Phase One, Complete 10 Merry Thanksgiving 11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 12 Camel Filters and Pheromones 13 Sarah Like Puny Alan 14 I Can't Afford Hyenas 15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 16 That Was Saliva, Alan 17 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 18 An Old Flame With a New Wick 19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 21 No Sniffing, No Wowing 22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 23 Just Like Buffalo 24 Can You Feel My Finger?