That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

1 Back Off, Mary Poppins 2 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 3 A Bag Full of Jawea 4 Go Get Mommy's Bra 5 Bad News from the Clinic? 6 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 7 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 8 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 9 Yes, Monsignor 10 The Salmon Under My Sweater 11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 12 A Lungful of Alan 13 Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair) 14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 15 Smell the Umbrella Stand 16 Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth? 17 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! 18 It Was Mame, Mom 19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 24 Does This Smell Funny to You?